Dawlish+the+Lettuce

==Dawlish the Lettuce was one of the rejects from 'The Lettuce Parlour'. Dawlish was hairy, fat and extremely weird and ugly. He decided to join the Big Vegie House when he, once again, found himself lying on the road with nothing to do. As Dawlish entered the house, Greggory the Grape hit him with a paper clip. As hours passed, Dawlish the Lettuce woke up and....==


 * ==Realised he was getting dragged away by hungry centipedes==
 * ==Brushed himself off and went to join the circus==
 * ==Got up and ran home to right about it in his blog.==